Don’t go chasin’ waterfalls … just board a NJTRANSIT Train like you’re forceeeeed tooooo! Would ya look at this shit …
Poor Steven over here hitting the trifecta of commuting.
1. Takes NJTRANSIT
2. Train Gets Delayed Over An Hour
3. Train Gets Flooded.
Now before I get started with the anaylsis, I need to ask NJTRANSIT a question ..
Sorry, couldn’t resist. Bagel Guy, So Hot Right Now!
Anyway, I can’t decide what’s the best part of this, I truly can’t. I mean just look at that fuckin’ video. I didn’t even know this shit was possible. Like that’s not even a leak, that’s the Hudson River. And not only that, but this is happening on a “newer” train, not a single level built in the 1800s, but a Double Decker. That’s our LUXURY option, folks. Well, apparently as it turns out that option plus your monthly pass also gets you ocean front property, because all these people needed were a few White Claws and the sun to be tricked into thinking they were still celebrating 4th of July at the Jersey Shore.
ROLLIN’ … ROLLIN’ … ROLLIN’ DOWN THE RIVEEEERRRRR!!!
And on top of all this bullshit that we pay $300+ a month for, this train was also way behind schedule. It was late as fuck and Steven and his fellow riders probably spent over an hour sweating their collective asses off in Penn Station just to board THIS train. #blessed.
Luckily NJTRANSIT’s Twitter account everntually came to the rescue …
First of all, why is NJTRANSIT’s Twitter saying “Good Morning”? They outsourcing this stuff? YOU CUTTIN’ COST ON US YA CHEAP BASTARDS?!?!
Lastly, just look at that time. That’s a 6:03PM Train that left after 7:30PM. If I had to guess, this was a 2 and 1/2 hour commute at the minimum for Steven and friends. Just brutal, but at the end of the day, just another commute home thanks to the New Jersey Transit System.
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