NOW THIS IS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!! You gotta make the best out of every situation. For example, these two probably inebriated individuals definitely saw that they got stuck with a train that was built in the 1800s, so they said “fuck it” … literally, and proceeded to get their money’s worth. The other riders were even kind enough to give them the entire handicapped section to themselves, making no position off limit.
Think about it …it’s dark outside, the train is bumpin’ along to God knows where, and you’re on a local train. There’s not much to do, but there is time to kill. You look to your left and see someone who is hopefully your significant other and decide to get it on. Straight up, point blank, cut to the chase and dry hump the shit out of each other until we reach our destination. Let’s put on a show and stuff those subway performances in a locker. That shit is “PG” anyway, so we gonna go straight to “R” and put your dancin’ and flippin’ asses on notice. Take ya boom box elsewhere ya fuckin’ clowns!
After all, it’s 2019, and if you can’t get an express train because NJTRANSIT only runs about one every six hours, then you might as well EXPREEESSSS YOURRRSEEELLLFFFFF!!!
Also … what do ya guys think the conductor was thinking when he saw this? Does he ask them to activate their ticket? I mean, if you ask me the dude who was getting humped looked like he was trying to access the NJTRANSIT app on his phone. I dunno, but that’s what it looked like to me. And if that is true, you gotta respect such a veteran move because last time I checked there isn’t a rule against humping, especially if you paid your fair and that ticket is activated.
ENGAGE. INFORM. IMPROVE. FUCK.
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